Help Rock My Monkey In 60 Seconds A Day!

With the excitement of Rock My Monkey Energy Drink, many have asked what they can do to help Rock My Monkey. So for you people I am going to make this list.

1. Reddit
There is nothing that gets us more traffic than when we get even a few small votes for an article on Reddit. So submit an article, post the link around to your friends, and get it even 4-5 votes. The more up votes it gets the more traffic it will bring us, but even 4-5 votes will get us about 100 unique visitors.

2. StumbleUpon
Many do not know about Stumble Upon, but it works a lot like Reddit. The more times an article gets a thumbs up on Stumble Upon the more traffic we get.

3. Twitter
Post a link and hit share. If you can add the hash tag #metal it would help even more.

4. Facebook
Go to our page on Facebook, hit share on any story you think your friends will enjoy. Seriously, nothing is more frustrating than when you see a band you worked hard to help hit share on another websites post on a story instead of yours. Don't just hit like. Hit share!

5. Find us another store
Is there a store you go to every day? Do you know someone who owns a store, bar, or nightclub? Would they need less than 5 cases a week? Are they close to Olympia WA? Give them our number then and hook us up! (360)519-ROCK Ok, sure this MIGHT take more than 60 seconds. Sue me.

For those that actually read this entire thing, this will also help you promote your band. I can only provide you the tools. You have to use them.

Warning Of Rock My Monkey Imposters Online!

We are asking all our friends to share and re-post this to keep everyone safe. Thanks.

There are starting to be a few imposters out there trying to take advantage of the Rock My Monkey name. So please take note of the following links. These are 100% confirmed as our main social networking pages. If you think we might have missed one please email us and let us know. The ONLY email contacts for us are rockmymonkey@gmail.com or something ending in RockMyMonkey.com or RockMyMonkey.net. Any other email contact is an imposter and communicating with the people behind those imposter emails can put your computer at risk.

Our Confirmed Social Website Accounts:

http://RockMyMonkey.com <-- Main website

http://RockMyMonkey.net <-- Link trade chart

Facebook.com/RockMyMonkey <-- We check into this one the most

Twitter.com/RockMyMonkey <-- Checked a few times a year, but constantly updated.

MySpace.com/RockMyMonkey <-- Checked a few times a year, but constantly updated.

http://myworld.ebay.com/rockmymonkeyofficial <-- All our charity auctions are here

Google Plus (not updated much since they don't have an API yet)
https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/114903585472563133410/114903585472563133410

We know of one imposter on Facebook claiming to be RockMyMonkey promotions. They are unimaginative cunts. So do not trust them, do not support them, and do not "like" their page. If they had anything to offer they would think of an original name. Please note how all our accounts end in just "RockMyMonkey" except eBay (because of another imposter). Again, if you think we missed one of our accounts please email us but the chances are pretty slim. 

Again, please share and re-post this to keep everyone safe. Thanks.