The Biggest Balls In Metal Award Goes To...

click to enlargeI have been trying to get The Athiarchists to start blogging here at RockMyMonkey for awhile now. The problem is that the band is just too busy causing pure insanity all over the country. What I love about The Athiarchists is that they are a message to every local band that cries and whines about how nobody notices them. They all have sand in their vaginas because no record label has made them Iron Maiden over night. The Athiarchists say "Screw that!" with venom spewing from thir lips. These guys take "Get in the van" to a whole new level. The van they travel in is also their venue. If you are in a Metal band and want to get noticed, take a look at this video because class is in session. Professor Dano and Professor Aaron demand your full attention. You are all about to be schooled on how it is done. Fuck The Golden Gods! If The Athiarchists don't get the award for biggest balls we should all boycot that sham of an awards show.