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<!--Generated by Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.166 (http://www.squarespace.com) on Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:10:53 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>DVD Reviews</title><link>http://rockmymonkey.com/dvd-reviews/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 04:58:52 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.166 (http://www.squarespace.com)</generator><item><title>Ac/Dc - Let There Be Rock: Collectors Edition</title><category>acdc</category><category>collectors edition</category><category>dvd</category><category>let there be rock</category><dc:creator>MarkCarras</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 03:14:52 +0000</pubDate><link>http://rockmymonkey.com/dvd-reviews/2011/6/5/acdc-let-there-be-rock-collectors-edition.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657267:8376762:11705098</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><center><span><img src="http://rockmymonkey.com/storage/2011/a/acdcDVDcover2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1307335583056" alt="" /></center></span></p>
<p>The first thing I noticed about this set was the amazing package. If you get this you better make sure and get two. One to sit on a shelf where all your great collectibles go. The second one of course will be the one you open up and enjoy like I was forced to do with number 39372 of 90000. Oh, did I not mention that these are all numbered? Yeah they are. Sure it is only a one disc collection, but there is also a 32 page booklet of liner notes, a guitar pick, 10 collector cards, and it all comes in a nice little holder to keep it in mint condition. <br /><br />The next thing I noticed was that the extras had the worst guitar riffs ever played. They then edited them into every clip to the point where I wanted to jam a screwdriver into my ears it was so annoying. This was rather ironic when they had people talking about the power of the riff. Like most dvd extras like this, half the people came off like complete douchbags (Billy Corgan, The Donnas, Pauley Perrette) and half of them would have been cool (Lemmy, Eddie Trunk, Scott Ian, Lonn Friend, Matt Sorum, Anthony Bozza, Rick Allen) if they didn't have the annoying douchbags in there as well. <br /><br />The main feature is of course the concert recorded live at the Pavillon de Paris in Paris, France on the 9th of December 1979, during the Highway to Hell World Tour. This is a must have for any Bon Scott fan. It is your typical concert dvd with interviews intertwined throughout, but this is so much better done than most concert dvd's released in the past decade or so. Sad to say the song "TNT" is not on the dvd, but only on the cd version (not included). The song "If You Want Blood (You've Got It)" was performed, but for some reason does not appear on either the cd or dvd versions. <br /><br />Some could say that this is a cash grab and all they did was re-package an old vhs release. But that misses out on so much that this version has to offer. Not only is it remastered, but the package they put it in is way above par for this sort of thing. This is about so much more than that original single dvd that is the feature of this thing. It is about making it special. It is about a record company NOT cutting corners to rip off fans. It is about having a version that the true fan can display in their living room as a piece of art. Yes this is a re-issue but you will be shocked at how well they did it the presentation of it all. As I said before, buy two. <br /><br /></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://rockmymonkey.com/dvd-reviews/rss-comments-entry-11705098.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>DVD review for "Horno " written and directed by Terrance Williams</title><dc:creator>Bert Webb</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:35:25 +0000</pubDate><link>http://rockmymonkey.com/dvd-reviews/2010/11/5/dvd-review-for-horno-written-and-directed-by-terrance-willia.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">657267:8376762:9384270</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;<span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2FLastScan.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1288967819587',2185,1531);"><img src="http://rockmymonkey.com/storage/thumbnails/7658378-9245440-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1289332927451" alt="" /></a></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 152px;">click to enlarge</span></span>&nbsp; This is an art imitates life film about Ron, a sleazy porno director with a idea to make lots of money.&nbsp; Along with his equally disgusting producer,&nbsp;Ron comes up with a plan to film the first ever porno, horror movie, a combination to be later known as a <strong>" Horno "</strong>.&nbsp; Using the title,<strong> " Children of the Cornhole</strong> " and a simple plot of ass raping hungry zombies crashing a porno shoot. Before the first scenes are even shot two of the actors hired try a new type of meth designed to keep a dick hard no matter what. This new dope has some disturbing side effects, Yep, they turn into real zombies. The virus spreads fast, overtaking everyone on the set</p>
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<p>This has got to be one of the worst gore comedies I have ever seen.&nbsp; In one scene, porn actor <strong>Dick Nasty</strong> has his penis bitten off by his costar and only seems mildly annoyed as his partner chows down on his unit like a hot dog at a ball game.&nbsp; The props used in this movie amounted to some cheap dildos, and a lot of fake blood and guts made from what looks like electrical wire painted red.&nbsp; One of the actor&rsquo;s fake wieners has a huge dent in it like it wasn't blown up correctly or something, a totally unbelievable effect.&nbsp; Another scene that really bothered me was one of the early survivors in the film has a cell phone and calls the cops, but her story sounds like bullshit and the cops hang up.&nbsp; Does she try again?&nbsp; No, she just gives up holding a perfectly good cell phone while everyone around her is eaten.&nbsp; The only thing separating this from a real porno is the acting is way better in a porno.</p>
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<p>The dvd also contains a special 44 minute circumcised version of <strong>Terrance Williams&rsquo;</strong> first film before this one called<strong> " The Hood Has Eyez "</strong>,&nbsp; with links to where you can buy this crap. Porno fans will hate this and any respectable horror fan will light it on fire. This movie bites, hard.</p>
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<p><span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2FDollaMorte.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1288391439551',1135,800);"><img src="http://rockmymonkey.com/storage/thumbnails/7658378-9121874-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1288391482728" alt="" /></a></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 152px;">click to enlarge</span></span>After getting out of the shower from washing off the shame from laughing, this reviewer can finally sit down and write.&nbsp; Demented, disgusting dolls hardly describes this movie.&nbsp; Finally a "<strong>Toy Story</strong>" for serial killers, sex offenders and both.&nbsp; Imagine "<strong>Team America</strong>" or "<strong>Robot Chicken</strong>" produced by <strong>Satan</strong>.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>Using hilarious politically incorrect voice overs and your favorite dolls and action figures <strong>Bill Zebub</strong> has created a comedy to offend, well,possibly everyone on the planet.&nbsp; A variety of short skits and doll raping doll stories peppered with dismemberment and more rape.&nbsp; Don't be upset, they are only dolls assaulting your sanity.&nbsp;&nbsp; The metal soundtrack was amazing, using special arangement with <strong>Red Stream</strong>, <strong>Spikefarm</strong>, and <strong>Napalm records</strong>.&nbsp; Bands such as <strong>Coph Nia</strong>, <strong>Immolation</strong>, <strong>Gloomy Grim</strong>, <strong>Liquid Forehead</strong>, and <strong>The Wicked</strong>.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
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<p>If you are a Metal head and can get the fact that this film is meant to be wrong and nothing but, watch it by all means.&nbsp; I have to warn, it's not for kids, so if you have any and you find it missing, look under beds or wherever things are hidden.&nbsp; They will show their friends for sure, I would have so best keep it out of sight.&nbsp; Anyone interested in this epic playtime of evil should visit <a href="http://WWW. BILLZEBUB.COM">WWW. BILLZEBUB.COM</a>.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://rockmymonkey.com/dvd-reviews/rss-comments-entry-9317629.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>