DVD review for "Horno " written and directed by Terrance Williams

 click to enlarge  This is an art imitates life film about Ron, a sleazy porno director with a idea to make lots of money.  Along with his equally disgusting producer, Ron comes up with a plan to film the first ever porno, horror movie, a combination to be later known as a " Horno ".  Using the title, " Children of the Cornhole " and a simple plot of ass raping hungry zombies crashing a porno shoot. Before the first scenes are even shot two of the actors hired try a new type of meth designed to keep a dick hard no matter what. This new dope has some disturbing side effects, Yep, they turn into real zombies. The virus spreads fast, overtaking everyone on the set

This has got to be one of the worst gore comedies I have ever seen.  In one scene, porn actor Dick Nasty has his penis bitten off by his costar and only seems mildly annoyed as his partner chows down on his unit like a hot dog at a ball game.  The props used in this movie amounted to some cheap dildos, and a lot of fake blood and guts made from what looks like electrical wire painted red.  One of the actor’s fake wieners has a huge dent in it like it wasn't blown up correctly or something, a totally unbelievable effect.  Another scene that really bothered me was one of the early survivors in the film has a cell phone and calls the cops, but her story sounds like bullshit and the cops hang up.  Does she try again?  No, she just gives up holding a perfectly good cell phone while everyone around her is eaten.  The only thing separating this from a real porno is the acting is way better in a porno.

The dvd also contains a special 44 minute circumcised version of Terrance Williams’ first film before this one called " The Hood Has Eyez ",  with links to where you can buy this crap. Porno fans will hate this and any respectable horror fan will light it on fire. This movie bites, hard.